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(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.
Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis
A term used to describe when someone is further ahead than another in a given situation, while still implying the other person will reach that point in the situation eventually.
1: "I love you."
2: "We're on the same book, but different chapters."
A person with a porn addiction who reads books with sexually explicit themes, normally of Sexual assault and other atrocious sexual acts. With books such as 50 shades of grey and Haunting Adeline
Person 1: ''I like books with Borderline SA, Abusive BDSM relationships and massive age gaps!''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''
In reference to the fact men often travel to Istanbul to get hair transplants
"You should book a flight to Istanbul.."
"My hair isn't that bad, man!"
Referring to men going to Istanbul to get hair transplants
"You need to book a flight to Istanbul.."
"My hair's not that bad, man!"
The other day in class I fell asleep while we were reading Hamlet, it is such a lollipop book
When telling a story about an event in your life to a group or individual only to find out that they already knew about it because of Facebook.
I got pre-booked all day when I told people about the baby.