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When Brandon is efficient and jerks it while he poops allowing himself to clear both cannons simultaneously
Yo Brandon we gotta leave in 10 minutes! Don't worry bro, I'll poop jerk so we can leave faster!
a Hexagon-jerk is a six person activity where you spread your legs on the ground with other people in the shape of a hexagon and jerk off the person to your left.
Josh: yo bro do you wanna go Hexagon-jerk with Gary, Brian, Jimmy, and Steve
Mike: HELL YEAH MAN I'D LOVE TO
When you wrap a wrap at maccas and get the perfect finish
Bro that wrap is so perfect did you jerk and roll it ?
When a girl is straddling grinding you while giving you a handjob
Jessica was on her period and super horny last night so i settled for a surf and jerk.
The act of downloading third party software to your computer, allow it to automatically perform tasks, while you simultaneous grease the weasel, profusely.
Guy1: How come brandon wont answer my message?
Guy2: Bro, he is probably botting and jerking.
The act of jerking off to a song or beat that you can hear
I was about to watch some Phub and I heard some 50 cent on my tv I proceeded to jerk to the beat
When you eat beef jerky while you jerk off.
"What are you doing tonight?" "Oh not much, just planning a Jerk Jerk session later."