massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money
Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard
Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.
Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos
How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
sarah has been thinking about johnny all night , she has a bad case of johnson fever
Oh my lordy lord is that olliver Claims he's gonna beat be and never does ;( such a chadsterling. Randomly barks beware he bites. Definitely shaves his asshole. Like rebel boy skips class for 5 minutes silly goose.
"Olliver James Johnson" said his mother when he was born. Shame
An intense spiritual connection with God
My Johnson quivered as I turned the pages of scripture, to further enrich my knowledge with the Lord.
A background character. The type of person who you don't seem to pay attention to and only has one purpose of existing and nothing else.
Kev: "Oh who's that walking around over there?"
Sandra: "Must just be one of the background characters"
Sandra: "Why are there so many background characters?"
Kev: "I'm not sure - must be a Thomas Johnson"
A girl with large breasts
Jimmy: Damn that girl is a Stacc Johnson
To describe a self obsorbed ass whipe who thinks souly of himself and takes everyone’s gas
Dude my cars out did you pull a “Luke g johnson”?