When your taking a shit and it stops mid shit
Brother: hurry up I need to shit
Ne:I cant I'm shit logged
When you just did something so downbad you have to log out your accounts. Or log off your device or sum.
“NAH IT WAS A JOKE!”
“Nah you went to far Ima need you to log off for me.”
The act of putting a finger in the anus during intercourse
The only way I can finish is when my wife gives me a love log
While banging a chick , stick your thumb up her ass , she then takes a shit and your thumb splits her poo logs
Yoooo , chaboi about to give this broad the Log Splitter tonight
When a guy's sperm directly lands on a pussy once he ejaculates ten feet away from said pussy
"Call me a log sniper because you're gonna have a lil bro in nine months"
The act of clenching a turd back into your anus cavity when needing to go poop.
I really didn’t want to go logging today, but instead I shit my pants.