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An albino female (refer: Brum Brum Snake) Who was once quite fat and hence called Pudding. But when The albino finishes high school goes on a "Goey diet"(Speed, Gas, Chaz) and looses weight but still has all the skin because she lost the weight too fast. This "Low Fat Pudding" is often seen wearing tartan mini-skirts and bulge revealing tops. If seen avoid at all cost as has a propencity to attach herself and never leave.
"Oy have you seen pudding since shes been on the goey diet?"
"Pudding? I think you mean low fat pudding."
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THE DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL LOVES TO MASQUERADE AS A "WHITE GIRL" (AS IN WHITE GENTILE GIRL). THE DLJG LOVES TO HIDE BEHIND THE "WHITE GIRL" LABEL, SO SHE CAN PROMOTE INTERRACIAL SEX AND BABIES WITH BLACK GUYS (OR HISPANIC AND ASIAN GUYS). YOUR TYPICAL DLJG WILL GET A NOSEJOB, DYE HER HAIR BLONDE OR SOME OTHER COLOR, AND WILL TRY AND MIMIC A "WHITE GENTILE GIRL" PERSONALITY. YOU'LL SEE A DLJG IN MANY SOCIAL MEDIA VIDEOS GETTIN' JIGGY WITH A BLACK BABY DICK BRUTHA, OR SOME OTHER "MINORITY" WITH A SMALL DICK:). YOU'LL ALSO SEE A DLJG IN VIDEOS TRYING TO START RACIAL HATRED BETWEEN GROUPS (LIKE THE ONE WHO MADE A VIDEO A WHILE BACK INSULTING ASIAN COLLEGE STUDENTS). SO BEWARE TO ALL GUYS OF ALL RACES: NEXT TIME YOU SEE A "WHITE GIRL" IN A VIDEO GETTIN' HER SWIRL ON OR SAYING SOMETHING RACIALLY INSULTING, THERE'S A 70 TO 90 PERCENT CHANCE YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT A DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL:). DON'T CONFUSE JEWISH GIRLS AND CAUCASIAN GENTILE GIRLS: THEY ARE NOT THE SAME. THANKS:)
White Gentile guy to Asian guy: Hey, did you see the video of that silly-asshole White girl recording herself grindin' on some welfare recipient black dude with a two-inch dick?
Asian guy to White Gentile guy: Bro, that "White girl" ain't no White Gentile girl. That girl is a DLJG: A DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL (DLJG). They love to promote interracial sex between "White girls" and everyone else. But they never admit to being Jewish;they like to hide that fact from everyone.
White guy to Asian guy: Damn, I didn't realize Jewish babes could be such lying dickheads.
Hispanic guy to White guy: Don't worry, bro. It's a fact millions of DLJGs all over the world have lied so well that now they're actually enjoying LOTS OF GENTILE COCK!!! Now, they're secretly getting revenge against their racist Jewish boyfriends and husbands who love to pay to have sex with SHIKSAS!!!!!
White guy to his Asian and Hispanic friends: Well, it looks like the joke is on Jewish boyfriends and husbands all over the world:)
The three friends laugh hysterically in agreement:)
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Refers to a hawt female shakin' her booty on the dance floor.
Line appearing in Flo Rida's tune "Get Low." She hit the flo She hit the flo, Next thing you know,
Shawty got low low low low low low low low. Paraphrased the lyric becomes Shawty got low on the dance floor.
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Your average businessman by day but Affliction wearing, fauxhawk sporting, jagerbomb drinking, douchebag all up in the club VIP at night. DLD for short.
So I saw this good looking guy in a suit at the grocery store today, but I suspect he's a down-low douchebag cause that's the average San Francisco male between the ages of 24 - 40...
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When your sex organs smell like Genine Garofalo and swells to the size of a tampon only used by African Black Bears in breeding centers.
Yeah, I'd mos def stick n stur that chicken if she ain't have some stank on the old hang low.
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A challenge to a fight that you couldn't possibly win.
If you touch me I'll get dan lowe on ye
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When a person posts an image to their preferred social media platform that slyly tries to introduce the booty, while not making it seem ALL about the booty, although it IS about the booty.
Exmp:
You are about to post a picture and you think to yourself,
“is that too much booty?”
“I do look kinda fly though.”
“Nah, it’s not to much, no one will notice.”
But they did notice. They noticed, and it was just the RIGHT, amount of booty.
Responding to person’s photo post, seeing that it is clearly a LKBP (Low Key Booty Pic):
“LKBP. 😉”