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When brain activity is below average and your last brain cell expresses your inner happy thoughts in the only way it could.
Did you watch the game last night? Oh, yes me likey!
I bought this for you. Thanks, me likey.
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What is yelled out by someone requesting insertion by someone with a small, scoffable penis.
Your package looked pretty small in your tight pants earlier, but now I'm desperate. Scoff Me! Scoff Me! Scoff Me!
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1.(v),deriv. from "teabag" -when Windows ME metaphorically teabags you by failing to work. This is generally caused by using ME in the first place, because as most people know, it is an inherently unstable piece of dogshit. See teabag.
I'm so glad I'm not running Windows ME on my machine. My poor friend still uses that piece of trash and he gets ME-bagged nearly every fifteen minutes.
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FUCK ME is usually when u want to have sex with someone...……. that's it u just want to fuck someone
GUY: HEY U WANNA FUCK ME
GIRL: YH SURE MOTHER FUCKER
……. FEW MOMENTS LATER...…..
GIRL & GUY: UH UH UH COME ON BABY PUT SOME MORE UH UH UH
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man 1: Man I robbed that fool for 10,000$
man 2: Nigga you shitn me.
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