Milk Buster

When a baby is sucking on its mum tit, and then spits it all over her.

Dad: watch out the baby is such a milk buster

Mum: Oh well *starts breastfeeding*

Baby: *spits milk every where*

Dad: Told you he's a milk buster

Churn the Milk

To masturbate, jack off, etc.

Can be used as:
Churning the Milk
Churned the Milk
Churn some milk

I was so bored last night so i decided to churn the milk.

Milked Out

To milk out or get frothed is to smoke weed and get high.

I just got milked out at the party.

Back With the Milk

When someone who was once thought to be gone forever shows up again, often after several years.

This is a reference to the "dad went to the store to buy milk" trope. The punchline is that he abandons his family.

This is a subversion of that, meaning the dad finally comes back from the store after years of absence.

Person C has entered the chat

Person A: "Wait, you haven't been here since 2014, is it really you?"

Person B: "C is finally back with the milk."

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Strawby milk

Pronounced Straw-Bee Milk
A shortened version of saying strawberry milk like choccy milk

“yo yo i really want that strawby milk yo 😎”

bobby milk

So basically it is milk that comes from boobs. Said commonly in africa

Suck bobby milk

milk emergency

When you eat a cookie or brownie and suddenly NEED milk to satisfy your taste buds so you stop whatever you are doing and all out sprint to the fridge destroying everything in your path to satisfy the urge in the short window that it lasts.

I stiff armed grandma on the way to the kitchen to get a gulp of milk because I had a milk emergency while eating a brownie in the basement while playing minecraft and jerking off.