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A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
When you get up early to practice eating out that pussy.
Hey yo I have have this girl coming over tomorrow I should get in my morning practice so I'm ready.
A person, usually another’s arrogant boss or supervisor with lackadaisical work ethic. This turd will leave early the previous week because he can. On Monday Morning, they are ready to work more than ever, but just for a few hours, they start criticizing what took place after they left early, then start barking orders for the upcoming week. This person is usually a clown and not taken seriously by people who actually work and is not important enough to report others because he is afraid his lackadaisical work ethic will get him in trouble.
Ahh Monday, cant wait to hear what sergeant doosh has to say about the emergency repair we had to take on Friday. I bet he says it was too costly then disappears for the week. He is such a Monday Morning Quarterback
when girls wake up in the morning on their periods and they have to run to the bathroom so they don’t bleed all over their beds
Jessica woke up with the morning waterfall i’ve never seen someone run that fast
Nrg 100t rng good morning Britain fillip scofield
something chaswey's fans were saying during a live stream
viewer: i was boned in the morning