Hot 'N' Ready

A slang name for a loose girl, who dances in a club, more than likely beyond drunk.

Dresses with little to no clothing, usually with a thong or G-String showing. Grinding on every guy who will buy her a drink. Ready to take home and wear out.

"Whatcha wanna do tonight?"
"Man, I'm going to Emerald, get me a Hot 'N' Ready!"

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Rock 'n' roll

The music that made it well worth living before the early 1990s.

Now, instead of rock 'n' roll, we have to endure the ear-bleeding likes of rap, pop, and techno.

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dick n balls

a dick and 2 balls put together in a combination that boys have.

Me: hey, what about them dick n balls?
You: Yeah!

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hug n' rub

when hugging a female, you gently rub your chest against her boobs until she realizes and pushes you off in protest after feeling violated.

Alexia and Hannah no longer take hugs from me because I used to always pull a hug n' rub.

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craM-S-N

When one person teaches another person the whole years course on MSN and that person aces the exam the next day, using just one case study.

Mike: Sup brah, you done any revision for the exam tomorrow?

Pete: Nah mate, can we craM-S-N?

Mike: No, you're on your own dick.

Pete: FFS, I'll just do some wikvision instead.

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Dump n Dash

The newest viral craze. To play, just go into your favorite eating establishment and take a Dump & then Dash out, making sure to take a picture of the restroom in question, then posting it to Facebook and/or Twitter! More fun than planking, coneing and owling combined!

Guy #1: "Why are we stopping at Olive Garden? Are you picking up a to-go order?"

Guy #2: "No, I just need to do a Dump n Dash!"

Guy #1 "Go for it, I can't wait to see it on FB!"

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Meat 'n Beans

Another colloquial expression for the male genitals. The old cock and balls.

Roger woke up his wife and fed her hungry mouth a healthy serving of Meat 'n Beans.

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