All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses

Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action

Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name

Alex just lost at foosball:

Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."

Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."

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he who shall not be named

dark overlord, muggle overpowerer, harry potter hater, noseless, name so vile and discriminating, must not be mentioned by overpassers. name is lord voldemor, but over the years, has been formed to lord voldemort to avoid prosecution or reminder of the killer of innocent muggle souls. will be sadly missed

"omg harry potter killed "he who shall not be named"
"you mean voldemo..."
voldemort "AVADA KEDRAVA"

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Call Me By Your Name

Signed copy of the Holy Bible

-Hey Samuel, let's read this signed copy of the holy bible titled "call me by your name".

-Sure, i can read, i exist outside of a grey box and i'm not merely an invented conversation between two guys.

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taking the lord's name in vein

referring to to proclaim one's actions or words as coming from the Judaeo-Christian God when in fact the actions or words are not from God at all. Reference Exodus verse similar to "You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God".

This commandment has nothing to do with the phrase "God dammit" as many superstitious simpletons have comes to believe.

Examples of taking the Lord's name in vein are:
"God told me that you should let me marry your 13 year old daughter"
"In the name of Jesus, I command you to . . "
"God sent me to do this"
"I am on a mission from God"
"God told me to tell you to send in 1 million dollars, operators are standing by."
"God hates fags"
"God hates America"
"God caused natural disaster A, B, C to punish group A, B, C"
"God told me blah blah blah"

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User Name Error

A college student who hangs around LUE.

Usually abbreviated to UNE.

UNE (User Name Error) posts at LUE, occasionally.

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motherfucker named maya

The baddest bitch takes shit from no one, and everyone wants to suck her ass. She is known for her food porn, and is often compared to Jesus. She steps on everyone in her way, but is loyal to family, best friend, and dog who is her only weakness. Most commonly compared to Jesus, John Cena, Hilary Clinton, and Chuck Norris.

That girl over there, motherfucker named maya just beat the shit out of the whole bar.

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screen name basis

When you meet someone online and refer to them only by their AIM screen name.

"So I had a nice conversation with swordfishx30 today."
"Ah, I see you two are on a screen name basis."

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