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Result of a shoe being imbossed upon a dog turd.
Rick stepped on a dog fece and created a dog waffle.
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This is the cleaned up highly edited version of my original post that was rejected by editors possibly because of mild cuss words.
A. A breed of dog known as the Dachshund. It comes in both standard and miniature sizes. Their coats range from shorthair to longhair. Some are aloof to strangers and save their love for their owners. If socialized properly they will be very friendly to most BUT NOT ALL STRANGERS.
B. An affectionate term used by dachshund owners due to the breed looking like a hot dog on a bun.
C. Sometimes used as a derogatory term by people who don't like this breed of dog.
D. A word that makes former dachshund haters angry. These people are worse than former cat haters and are very defensive of this breed.
A man who formerly hated dachshunds is seen walking a female longhaired miniature dachshund down the street. The dog is strutting because she is proud of her new owner, loves him tremendously, and in dog language is saying "Look at us." "This is my new human and I love him."
The owner meets up with his friends. They start needling him. The one says " Yer old lady got a wiener dog and now she is MAKING you walk." " You have turned in to a pathetic wuss."
The man picks up the Idiot who made that remark by the lapels of his shirt and has his feet dangling in the air." The dachshund has flipped from happy to angry and is nipping at the victims heels. The dachshund owner says " First off you will NO call my dachshund a wiener dog again." Secondly I just had an argument with me wife." " We were arguing because she wanted to walk the dog and I wanted to walk her too." Third off you (Censored) do you ever wonder why you are 50 years old and can't keep a wife or a girlfriend for any length of time?"At that point the idiot finally makes the first right decision he's made in a long time. He apologizes. They have been friends for a long time and he does not want to hear what his friend thinks of his ability to keep a woman.
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I think we oughtta call it a day on this hike, Susan. I've got barking dogs!
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The term derives from the name of a Television Show on the National Geographic Channel. A cigarette is at times referred to as a "dog" one smoker may say to another "let's go blow a dog" meaning they would both like to indulge their nicotine cravings by smoking a cigarette. A non-smoker while drunk may suddenly feel the urge to have a cigarette, or one may develop a small cigarette smoking addiction - these people are referred to as a "Dog Whisperer" one who does not smoke but suddenly decides to consume a tobacco product (possibly in a secret manner) when a "Dog Whisperer" asks for a pull of another's cigarette (which happens often quite due to their refusal to purchase their own pack) they might say "Can I tell your dog a secret?" What is best advised is in a room full of "Dog Whisperers" it is best to keep your pack hidden, or tell everyone you have one cigarette left (even if you have more than half a pack)
Phil: "Dylan, can a bum a cigarette?"
Dylan: "Absolutely not, since when do you smoke?"
Phil: "I don't know I just kind of want one...I smoke sometimes when I'm drunk...Please?"
Dylan: "My bad Dog Whisperer, I didn't realize you were a smoker like that..."
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One at the top of his game.
Be it Business Man, Doctor, Drug Dealer, Pimp etc.
"Yo, dat be tha 'Big Dog' yo' fuckin' with, betta ReCoGnIsE!!!"
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When someone in power over you forces something upon you, and you in turn force something on someone under you. like when parents punish you, then you turn around and beat on your little brother.
Sammy beat up timmy because his parents took away the xBox. he's just kicking the dog
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A dog that belongs to a chav. Breed invariably a Pitt Bull Terrier, Staffordshire Terrier, Rottweiler or a cross of these breeds. The more dangerously over-playful they are, the more popular they seem to be.
At any time of day, on any council estate in the UK, you will see a chav and a chav dog. Steer clear.
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