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jam sandwich

something better than eternal happiness by all reason.

Nothing is better than eternal hapiness,
a jam sandwich is better than nothing,
thus a jam sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

by twirly eyes January 5, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


all jammed up

1. To be constipated.
2. To be messed up or f'd up, or to mess with someone

"I need to take a shit, I am all jammed up!"

"Did you see that chic's nose it was all jammed up"

by K-10 October 3, 2006

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kick out the jams

1. song and album by the MC5, also covered by Rage Against The Machine and the Presidents of the United States Of America.
2. to get rid of the long jam music and play some good old fashioned rock n' roll.

kick out the jams, motherfucker!

let us be who we am... and let me kick out the jams!

by LrD October 14, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


KICK OUT THE JAMS

To bust out the music
To pull out some Beats
To Put in some Crazy jams
To Play A Awesome Party song, Such as KICK OUT THE JAMS, by MC5? I dunno, but RAGE did a cover of it.
Usually used in Partys

Yo, Dude! Kick Out the Jams, Mutha Fucker!

by 11 Is Louder Then TEn June 26, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tecumseh Toe Jam

A sexual position in which one participant kneels over (usually a female)with their face low to the ground, and their anus in the air, much like "presenting". The other participant then masturbates, ejaculating on their own big toe. The foot is then pulled back and forcefully inserted into the other participant, implanting the big toe firmly in the anus. This is best done by curling all of the other toes under, so that the big toe is prominent, thereby ensuring maximum penetration. This can be used as a punishment or as a way to "let the bitch know it's time to go".

That Tecumseh Toe Jam was so bad, I think it gave me a pink sock!

or

That's one evil bitch! She needs a Tecumseh Toe Jam!

or

I dismissed her with a Tecumseh Toe Jam!

by Barry DeBone April 5, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lockport log jam

when you ram it into a girls ass and then also jam it into her vagina then piss all over them titties!

kyle really Lockport log jams them big booty black bitches

by poptart14 March 8, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ram n' jam

1) A term originating in the shipping industry where a heavy package flow is rammed down a chute into a trailer and it constantly jams. Using wax on the chutes helps reduce the jamming.

2) Intense sexual intercourse where the penis in rammed into a pussy or ass so tight that it gets jammed and stuck. Lubrication can help reduce the jamming.

Manager 1: Wow that trailer is really backed up?
Manager 2: Yea I know I got to ram and jam to get this trailer full before the end of the sort

Guy 1: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Oh yea she was so tight!
Guy 1: Did you ram n' jam?

by SilverFox87 March 1, 2010

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