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Pine Hills Orlando is a wonderful place to live. It has 65,000 people, 11 public schools including the only Community HIgh School in the State of Florida and over 25,000 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom homes to choose from...many with pools!
The people who live in Pine Hills Orlando love the community as it is only 10 minutes from Universal Studios and from downtown Orlando.
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Fucking ridiculous. The ghetto people here are from Concord or fucking Antioch or whatever, The niggers are from Oakland , And the middleschools harbor Almost all faggots.No1 does coke, becuz we have to go to fucking Pacheco to get it, shrroming not huge, Officer White likes sticking his molestermousetache in little boys butthole, and the only weed i get here is alright at best.if your moving here wear a thong so u look hot and twice as gud as half tha preppy bitches up in dis White ass hood.
Hi, I go to Pleasant Hill Midlle School,in Pleasant Hill, Ca, and Mr. Roeslin tried to rape me with his dildo.
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Today's date being (9.02.10) marks it as a momentous point in history as it will never happen again. Well, not for 100 years, and by then no one will remember what Beverly Hills 90210 even was.
"dude i'm wearing a scrunchie to my Beverly Hills Day party tonight, how about you?"
"why would you wear a scrunchie, and why is it a Bevery Hills Day party?"
"today's date man, 9.02.10"
"dude, you are my hero. i'll wear my Nike Pumps"
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A very small penis, good for learning with but useless after that. Generally small in length and girth so it is less painful for virgins, but once they get used to having sex it is of an insufficient size. The term is derived from skiing and snowboarding where the starter hill for beginners, or bunny hill, is shorter and less steep and therefore easier for those beginners to cope with. Although the bunny hill is generally regarded as boring for those who know how to ski or snowboard, or in this case have sex. Often anything less than five inches long (12cm) and 4 and half inches in girth (11cm), but is definitely relative to the dimensions of the other sexual partner.
I was lucky, my first time was with a Bunny Hill dick so it didn't hurt too much, of course I'm looking for a real dick now LOL
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To decide not to have kids at the last second
I was going to have kids with the wife, but decided to pull out and head for the hills at the last second!
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a prerolled joint or blunt that must be smoked only under certain conditions.
Pothead #1: Hey you gonna smoke that?
Pothead #2: Not until I'm ready to go home or I lose all my money
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Dr. Pepper and whiskey on the rocks. Named in honor of the illustrious J. Michael Hill, always near to every Pepper’s heart.
Bartender! Dirty Michael Hill, stat. HEAVY on the ice. I don’t want to have to berate you in front of my kids!
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