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For a near-sighted hoe who can’t see shit
A: What are those?
B: Sebastian glasses duh
A: Damn, you blind asf
When a glass dildo shatters inside during use
1: where were you yesterday?
2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔
1: type shit
When you jizz in someone's eye so much that it forms a thick layer of glass and becomes the subjects glasses
Woah I heard Sydney got a nice pair of eye glasses last night Sydney
Eriks glasses is when a man named Mel puts all of his pubic hair into a womans vajayjay. The woman then continues to pee all of the pubic hair and pee into the mans mouth.
"Person 1: Hey why was the whole floor wet last night?"
"Person 2: I gave Mel Eriks glasses."
"Person 1: That's sick!!"
EVE Onlines bombers, like Nemesis.
Person 1: dude there’s a Nemesis on D-Scan.
Dude: don’t worry it’s a glass cannon, you should be able to blow it up
Something that is present or happening that you are aware of but that you can't (or choose not) to touch or be involved with.
I told the homeowner that her leaky faucet was behind the glass as a carpetenter. She should call a plumber.