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Better than Columbus guys any day.
1. Smart
2. Funny
3. Respectful
Columbus guys are trash next to Belen guys
Belen guys are superior to Columbus guys.
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THE FINEST MAN ALIVE AND BASSIST FOR THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD! YAY! Go Guy!
Him *points*
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A lil guy is your best friend and bro. A lil guy by no means must be littler than you, or little at all. It is a term that if you call someone it means that you guys are best friends. Lil guys are the coolest people who are always there for you. When saying lil guy out loud you must prolong the term like this: liiiill guuuyy. When non-lil guys call people lil guys it sounds unnatural and they do it to try to be popular. Lil guys are kind and funny and it is a word that should only be reserved for the best of your friends. It can be used to congratulate someone, make someone feel better, or if someone did something wrong. A lil guy is someone who you care a lot about and is your best friend.
B: I got an A on my test!
J: Awww liill guyyy
N: My girlfriend dumped me
D: Aw lil guy!
A: Aw liill guysss
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Pronounced "Gee like". This is a disturbing yet memorable quote from Guy LeDouche on MXC. Your name doesn't have to be Guy to say it, but it's funniest when said as GUY LIKE! instead of FRED LIKE! etc. In writing, a proper following statement to GUY LIKE! is AHAHAHAHAAA!!!!. Which is Guy's perverted laugh. The proper uses are :
1) After an idea, statement, or action you like has been proposed or said.
2) In a romantic situation, it can be considered playful.
3) When that skanky ugly bitch with the mole at the tavern is hitting on you again. Should be shouted as loud as possible with the word "not" inserted.
1) Dude 1: "Hey, let's go buy some cheap beer and some porn."
Dude 2: "GUY LIKE!"
2) Chick: "Hey, wanna have some fun big boy?"
Dude: "GUY LIKE!"
3) Skanky ugly bitch: "Hi Jim. You're a sexy beast! Wanna have a little fun tonight with just you, me, the mayor, Jerry, Bill, Hairy Sacks, Hugh G. Rection, The president, Warren Zevon, ZZ top, the Pope, the entire population of Denver Colorado and Donny Baker?"
Dude: "GUY NO LIKE!"
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Snowflakes with no respect and people who always talk about their feelings especially when nobody wants to hear it.
Wilkes guys are all penile queefs
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The second guy, usually relating to a story that involves the teller who doesn't want anyone to know about a problem.
John said, "Ok, well there's this friend of mine, I don't wanna say his name, let's just say he's guy one. So he does this other guy, 'Guy 2' at a party and now Guy 1 might think he might be gay."
Everyone stares blankly...
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if you call guy fieri a loser or a crappy chef you can burn in the flames of his shirt. guy fieri is my daddi and you know deep down inside you he is yours too. welcome to flavortown bitch. GUY IS LOVE GUY IS LIFE.
Guy Fieri is daddi and you know it
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