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Cum, seman, Man Chowder, Goo, spooge
I was getting a blowjob from this bitch who swallowed all my mule juice.
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According to Conan O'Brian's mock Boy-Band group "Dudez A Plenti", Awesome Juice is how any babe gets awesome.
It is distilled from the naturally occurring awesomeness found in things that aren't ghey like boybands.
It is a well known fact that Librarians tend to have the highest naturally occurring amount of awesome juice of any group of people.
How’d you get so awesome, baby?
From drinking lots of awesome juice?
The awesome juice has worked, hooray
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The bi-product after a good round of anal sex. Usually a mixture of semen, feces, KY Jelly (or your preferred lubricant), and, depending on how hard you jackhammer that brown eye, blood is also part of the consistency. Add mayonnaise and you have a Anal Colada!!!
When I pulled out of her Hershey highway, she let go at least 8 oz. of ass juice. Just a reflex I guess, so I added mayonnaise and made her eat it. Anal Coladas baby!
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a tastefull alchoholic drink created by four freshmen from a highschool in baton rouge, louisiana.
pronounced like 'vagina' exept no 'va'
3/4 white chocolate liquor
1/4 ice
blend together and drizzle strawberry juice on top
gina juice was created by charlotte, emily, jordan and A.
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Apple Juice is one of my most prized possetions in all of man-kind. Girls dont treat my needs, its the apple juice that gives me the satisfaction i need to carry on with my day. if i dont get my share of apple juice everyday, you dont wanna be around, you don't wanna make me angry, cuz u wont like me when im angry. The Second i break the seal, its like penetrating the tightest vagina, possibly, ever produced. e.g: like a six year old child. As soon as that crisp liquid touches my tongue, it just makes me wanna jump. ...... crack the seal on a 1 litre of that good ol' A.J, it will rock your world! seriously, rock you like a hurricane. The Best Kind Of Apple Juice To Purchase, For Exeptional Price, along with the exquisant flavour. And the smoothness of the no pulp beverage. This Drink Has Been Nominated as the best drink in the universe, defeating the grape drank by a mile. literally, a mile. I mean thats a long way. Come on! Now i will reveal the hidden brand name and all elements that comes along with it. Here It is!, Apple Juice, Low Acid, From Concentrate, HAS TO BE NO NAME!
Evan, Colton, Nathan, Big Bear, Slamel, Hannah your an ape oh, btw apple juice gives me boners
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a liquid use on low grade marijuana to make it smell better and weigh more.
"Man this weed is dank."
"No man, its just the hustle juice."
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