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Hitting a cricket ball into a sex toy's mouth.
Commentator 1: Maxi's hit that into the stands it's a six
Commentator 2: I think you'll find he's potting out, that's gone right down the surprise hole.
When your having sex and she too fat to make to bathroom
She gave me potted meat one night after tacos
The first and most significant Cannabis strain ever to exist. A one of a kind strain genetically designed to shelter and protect the ancient wisdom of the golden era. The knowledge is so sacred and cannot be reproduced or cloned "Golden Pot" is protected by a magical creature of the Caribbean known as the Leprechron Humans refer to it as the "Golden Pot"
Golden Pot" contains trichomes so sappy and thick that the golden glow reveals its location by shining toward the sky under cloud nine when the sun is covered.
Glazing the Pot
Verb (used with object)
Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."
Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"
Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."
"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
Someone who wears a pot on there head.
hey dude jerry is a real Pot head
Someone whom is running around with a flower pot on their head
Student- Hey Teacher?
Teacher- Yes?
Student- Do you have any pots?
Teacher- Uhh no?
Student- Damnit I wanted to be a pot head
<Three weeks later student is found dead after running infront of a car with a pot on his head>
Teacher; weed is bad don’t be a pot head!
Caleb; takes a hit of weed what did you say?