When your pants are so wet they are ringing like a telephone
It was really hot at work I went home with telephone pants
A charming Frenchman obsessed with the British man with caterpillar eyebrows.
A wild francy pants has appeared! Bring him to the Eiffel Tower and feed him some crossiants.
A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.
She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.
Cockney Rhyming slang/esque for Bant e.g. banter
Just going to pop down the pub for some premium sock and pant with the lads.
when people try to insult someone but dont know what to say they just move their lips and make a sound e.g wazz pants.
girl1: you are such a whore
girl2: well you are a wazz pants
irresistible alpha male that all the women sling pants toward
See Phil over there? Such a pants slinger.