Random
Source Code

telephone pants

When your pants are so wet they are ringing like a telephone

It was really hot at work I went home with telephone pants

by youneverneededtoknowthis October 8, 2020


francy pants

A charming Frenchman obsessed with the British man with caterpillar eyebrows.

A wild francy pants has appeared! Bring him to the Eiffel Tower and feed him some crossiants.

by Officer Hopps August 20, 2017


pant hamster

A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.

She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.

by BBD13 November 6, 2010


baseball pants

God’s gift to all girls.

Baseball pants are like yoga pants for girls.

by 12431 February 6, 2019


Sock and Pant

Cockney Rhyming slang/esque for Bant e.g. banter

Just going to pop down the pub for some premium sock and pant with the lads.

by Ladmanz April 3, 2011


wazz pants

when people try to insult someone but dont know what to say they just move their lips and make a sound e.g wazz pants.

girl1: you are such a whore

girl2: well you are a wazz pants

by phanillioninosaur January 1, 2016


pants slinger

irresistible alpha male that all the women sling pants toward

See Phil over there? Such a pants slinger.

by thefugapseudonym April 20, 2022