Ass pirate

A guy who goes after another guy’s girlfriend, wife, etc... Tries to steal someone else’s booty, usually at the time when the couple is in a fight.

After Jack & Michelle had a huge argument, Charlie called Michelle to "console" her, one thing led to another and now Charlie & Michelle are sleeping together... Charlie is an Ass Pirate.

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the happy pirate

when your getting a blowjob and you hand you partner an eye patch and fake leg, finish and start role playing, the more polite version of the angry pirate

jessi, i just got the happy pirate from mike, he is the most awesome guy ever

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midnight pirate

When a guy cum's in a girls eye at 12:00am.

For new years I'm going to give her a "Midnight Pirate."

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Pavement Pirate

A person, or persons, who hijack the pavement and walk extra slowly knowing that nobody else can get past them. Can be commonly identified by exhibiting the following behaviour:

1. Staring gormlessly at their phone
2. Demonstrating a complete lack of spacial awareness
3. Pushing a pram whilst thinking they're better than everyone else

Pavement pirates can only be countered by walking on the road in order to get round them.

Person 1: Hey why are we moving so slowly?
Person 2: Some pavement pirates have hijacked Bond Street tube again.

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Nofx the Pirate

A person who is utterly reviled by British gaming companies.

Wow, he's not getting any drops, he's a complete Nofx the Pirate.

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The Rowin Pirate

Unlike the name alludes to, this Pirate has no oar or boat. This is a physical state when one's smile keeps getting bigger and bigger until there is no more room left on their face to possibly keep both eyes open. This condition can normally be found when consuming large amounts of alcohol beginning early in the day and naturally will end that night with only one eye open like a pirate. Long term affects consist of face cramps, permanent eye deformation, temporary paralysis, mouth expansion, and permanent Joker type smiles.

Look! The Rowin Pirate is out again.

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butt pirate

a boy dressed up as a pirate that takes part in the act of the giant circle. he takes it and give it as the giant cirlce says. along with him in the mystical giant cirlce there is also top hat eye patch man, fairy boy, master chief.

"Hey butt pirate get over here"
"Arg i am coming fairy boy"
(bam bam bam bam)
"Giant orgy ho!!"

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