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Post-nut-realization is the process of realizing something you were sexually into and after you bust a nut, you realize how fucked up it was and now you see yourself as disgusting pig (mainly happens to people under the age of 18)
Noah: “I nutted to a post of a hot girl in our school.”
Ben: “Dude what the fuck, she’s in 7th grade!”
Noah: “oh shit”
Ben: “That is called Post-Nut-Realization
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The syndrome you have when you have gone through a holiday and no longer have a functional daily rhythm. A person with a Post Holiday Syndrome will then be awake at night and sleep at day. It may be in relation to the heavy partying a lot of people do when on holidays.
Guy: "Dude, I can not possibly go to school now! I haven't gone to bed before 3:00 AM in the last 2 weeks! All this partying has been killing me!"
Dude: "You're not the only one with a Post Holiday Syndrome..."
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Sexual activity, where the male's penis is drenched in a beverage (such as alcohol) and then sucked clean by a partner.
"Hey foxy grandpa, can I give you a wet lamp post?"
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Post-Ghaith-Depression (PGD) is a new phenomen that has recently been discovered by an unknown high school student. This phenomen is a result from playing with someone who's "Ghaithing". "Ghaithing" is a word that is only used when playing League of Legends. So what does it mean? It means that you're playing terribly, you're feeding the opponent and cannot tell when to retreat.
Symptons of PGD:
- You feel like there's no reason to play League of Legends anymore.
- Less interest in life or any social activities.
- Low self esteem and Psychological projection.
When Ghaithing in game, your amount of deaths are significant more than kills/assist
After losing a game with someone who's Ghaithing, you feel Post-Ghaith-Depression.
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A serious bout of emotional depression usually occuring after watching James Cameron's "Avatar", and realizing that no matter what, our world will never be as cool as that, and you will never be able to ride a dragon, live in trees, or have awesome blue skin.
Friend 1: "Hey man is Chris coming to club tonight?"
Friend 2: "Naw man, he's still going through post-avatar depression..."
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Abortions performed by certain doctors after the childs birth. Usually done in a hospital environment. Legal in nowhere.
The man performed a post birth abortion section on the womans 84 year old child. The child wanted to live but we had to suck the life out of the fucker.
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is an agreement between former lovers after they have split up not to sleep with eachothers friends or sulley there good name or fail to return belongings of that person
me and jenny split up today, dont worry though we have a post nuptial agreement so it should be amicable
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