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Twisting a female's nipples so hard that them little peckers look like a purple slushie, then grabbing your Mexican yardworker's sumbrero and having a siesta.
Jose: I Purple Sumbrero'd your Mom last night!
Pierre: Get a Green Card!
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A male or cis-male teenager who reads books, likes astronomy, believes in magic (to a sense), hypes his friends, anxious, and most importantly, is obsessed with crystals.
A: ugh did you see him? He’s so cute!
B: omg yes he’s such a purple boy 😩
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Twisting someones dick or balls voraciously so that they turn purple. Similar to a purple nurple just in the department of dick region.
At the George Clinton concert Beverly was groped 4 times and the 4th time she purple gurpled the dude. He went to the bathroom to check for bleeding
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Durring the act of a blow job the one performing blows hard into the opening of the penis which then ruptures some veins inside the scrotum causing pain, swelling, and the scrotum to turn a purple color.
Man, Cathy gave me a purple tuba last night and my ball are in so much pain.
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when a male ties his penis so tightly and so long that when he unties it it stays purple.
guys girlfriend to her friend: it was so nasty he had a purple crape
friend: eww really? well i tell the guys i date that a purple crape is a deal breaker
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Defines a place, almost always an undesirable one.
When in the purple hell did you find that dress.
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Purple cow. A old crematic figure on my grandma's dresser that I took out of her room since she past away.
Really what else can a purple cow mean. You prevers type individuals. Also learn how to work a door knob when opening doors
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