Ride dirty

(Present tense)

-Occurs when a female assumes the sexual cowgirl position on a male without a condom.

- When a girl ride yo dick and she on her period.. AND you ain’t got no jimmy.

- Honey bunch, will you ride dirty on me? I don’t mind getting a little ketchup on the french fry. Thank you.

- Yo bitch, you finna ride me dirty cuz muh dick hard, ya feel me?!

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stupidity ride

Successful investment technique based on recognizing a bubble or fad before other people, buying early and selling before or soon after the peak. The best stupidity riders monitor PE ratios in stocks and how much it costs to rent in real estate versus mortgage costs, and remember that if everybody is talking about this kind of investment, it's time to sell. (synonym: greed ride)

I'm taking a stupidity ride in San Diego real estate.
Too bad I missed the Google stupidity ride.
Thank you, Martha Stewart, for the stupidity ride on your loser company.

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riding the flow

Having sex with a girl when she's on her period.

Present:I'm riding the flow
Past:Dude, I rode the flow last night
Future:I'm going to ride the flow with Stacy

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riding the rancor

This is the dangerous act of banging a girl underage (jail bait). It is highly advised for legal reasons not to "ride the rancor." But to do so and come out without any consequences is a feat that not many accomplish, unless you are a Jedi. Luke Skywalker was seen surviving a rancor encounter in "Return of the Jedi." A rancor is a large carnivorous reptomammal native to the planet of Dathomoir. As you can tell it is equally as dangerous to encounter a rancor as it is to have an "encounter" with jail bait. This can be used in several tenses such as "Lets ride the rancor" or "He rode the rancor" and lets not forget "riding the rancors."

Dude 1: Dude I rode the rancor last night.

Dude 2: Dude she was 15!

(at a party)

Drunk 1:Oh man this girl is coming on to me.

Drunk 2:Bro, she is like 16 your 25.

Drunk 1:Time to ride the rancor then

(At a mall)
Bro 1: Dude bro you see that girl eyeing me?

Bro 2: Careful riding the rancor is dangerous, and illegal in most places

Bro 1: Luke survived

Bro 2: You're no Jedi bro

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Ghost Ride

A sexual act in which sexual intercourse occurs while one of the participants is asleep (not in a rape kind of way though.) usually occurs after large consumptions of alcohol, middle of the night sex, or that early morning lovin

After that frat party last night, I was so drunk i blacked out during having sex. My Girl Friend continued to ghost ride however, as i would have wanted.

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Ride That Pony

Same as above, but slightly cleaner.

Alternate lyrics:

Come along and ride my pony,
Come along and ride my pony,
Come along and ride my pony,
This is how we do it.

see above lyrics and sing to whatever tune you wish
(I often use the 1 little, 2 little, 3 little lady bugs tune). Instead of using Ride That Pony, use ride my pony.

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who ride

A busted up or stupid looking car

Who ride that Cavalier with the spinner hubcaps?

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