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A politically correct expression to describe the act of anal sex. Typically, this term is used in public among heterosexual couples to describe the act of anal sex when the female is resistant or reluctant to participate in this sexual act due to fear of pain or social stigma.
Andy had always wanted Lisa to allow him to try the "Road Less Traveled," but she was afraid it would hurt.
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When some individual has a boner when driving, typically stated by the individual.
Man: whoa girl you just cut that guy off bad
Girl: sorry i have Road rage
Man: ... I have a ROAD RAGER ;)
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This has to be timed perfectly. While getting road-head, drive down an upaved road. When you're about to get off hold an open palmed hand about 2 inches above the girls head and hit a pot hole. The combined shock of a mouthful of cum and an involuntary deepthroat should make her head jerk up, smacking herself in the back of the head on your hand and forcing her head back down.
After some convincing, Jessie went downtown for some roadhead. All that Rick could do was smile as he approached the backroads. Yes friends, it was time for a rocky road surprise.
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An out-of-date clothing style, or other fad, that has been overtaken by something 'new', i.e. the old has been run over by the new.
Valley girls talking about Hippies: "Ewww! Fashion road kill!"
Other examples: Spandex; Disco; Grunge; Whatever is current NOW, etc.
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A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.
Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.
Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
For Male/Female Anal Sex During Menstruation with use of a Tampon.
The Male Partner vigorously and repeatedly
penetrates the Feminine Anus until He Climaxes. With Full Ejaculation while the Penis is inside the Rectal Cavity.*
The Male Partner then lays on his back with his mouth wide open. The Female Partner then Strattles or Squats with her Anus directly above the Male's open Orifice. She then defecates into his mouth and then pulls out the soiled Tampon and sticks it into the semen infused fecal material.
The end result giving the appearance of a Rocky Road Sunday with a Cherry on top.
*(see Anal Cream Pie)
The Old Lady was on her rag last weekend and the filthy whore gave me the Rocky Road Sunday treatment, man I love that woman.