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- sexual position where the female is laying with head off edge of bed, male stands over to titty fuck her while she tosses his salad.
Darrell walked into the bedroom and saw Nikki was laying on the bed, ready to give him an Alabama Caesar Salad.
When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.
Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”
Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”
Dudes: “Ahh fair man”
The act of licking the anus and it's surrounding areas while the receiver lets loose a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process known as flatulence.
Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.
A Meat Salad Is When You Put Toilet Roll Down The Toilet And Lay A Good Shit On It.
It Can Be: Steamy, Nutty, Low Fat, Runny, Bloody, Green, Yellow, Chunky, Dry Or Pebble-Dash.
Brb I'm Going To Lay A Meat Salad, Be Back In 15 Mins.
I Took The Biggest Meat Salad Yesterday, It Was Definatly Not A Low Fat One.
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When you moon somebody, and tuck your nuts and weiner between your legs when you do it.
"i just gave that passing car a salad"
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Large black female from urban neighborhood with extreme weave, long fake fingernails, and huge lips. When 3 or more are seen together, it is known as a gorilla salad bar.
Holy shit, look at that all the gorilla salad in that cutlas.
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Eastern European open air market where amateur porn directors go to find new talent. These aspiring stars are inexperienced and usually unattractive women but are known to give incredible head jobs for just a few Euros and the promise of future parts in mainstream porn. The selection of aspiring porn actresses are often withered drug users and past their sexual prime much like the rotten vegetables found in a Polish farm market.
Hey Baby, I am making a movie and you are so beautiful. Would you like to make some easy money and try out this Polish Salad Bar for the camera back at my hotel?