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To get out of everything when you are a foreigner
Police: "sir, you were going 100 mph in a 20 mph zone. I need you to take you to custody"
Me: " you know english is my second language, right?"
Police: "oh you are fine then. Have a good day!"
Person 1: "Dude! Why didnt you invite me to the party you threw? I thought I was one of your closer friends!!"
Person 2: "Dude! you know english is my second language, right?"
Person 1: "Oh nevermind then! we are cool!"
1👍 3👎
Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*
2👍 2👎
'Nuff said.
Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.
Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*
20👍 4👎
An online platform where you can create your own virtual avatar and sharing it in the hopes of people adoring it with hearts, or get insulted for your fashion tastes.
Hey babe, check out my avatar on Second Life! What ya think?
Aw bestie you look so good xx
My new avatar 🤘🏻
Ew what is that u wearing? Ugly af
Mine is better than yours
A rule often employed for those who seem to be over-exuberant or too comfortable in their surroundings. 10 seconds before you start speaking, stop.
Shut up or I'll be forced to implement the ten second rule!
Sloppy Seconds is the act of cumming into a girl or guy’s mouth from oral sex and than having said person continue to suck until one is hard again
Charlotte is such a hungry fuckin cum slut, go to her if you want sloppy seconds, she does a real messy job!
Whenever a male is dating or marries a female who has already given birth to at least one child which was fathered by a different male, or has been through a divorce.
"I don't want anyone else's sloppy seconds!"