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So basically u have to respect everyone short and tall people must be punished. U now have permission to kick tall peoples shins :))
Oh look it’s ‘Respect short people day’. I must go respect luckas 🤠👍🏻
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On january first, you get to fuck anybody under the average height for their age and they cant do anything about it
Person 1: Dude, its fuck short people day
Short person: oh hell no
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When someone forgets to pack all the sandwiches for a picnic. Doesn't that really piss you off.
Oh dear Giselle, I'm afraid that we are a few sandwiches short of a picnic, we will just have to manage on caviar and champange.
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1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.
2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.
Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric
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The strategy women employ to divide men. They pump up the tall guy's ego in front of the small guy by implying that, by virtue of being tall, he has a big penis. The short man, intimidated by being towered over already and degraded by the woman's implication that he has a small penis, then ignores and hates anyone taller than him, and becomes a groveling, jealousy-filled woman worshiper, never realizing that tall guys are usually nice and genuinely like to see the short guys look up at them.
Tall man- short man At a fast food restaurant, almost every transaction...
Short man to tall cashier: One small soda.
Short man's woman: They have a bigger size!
Short man, dejected: I'll take the large one, then. *SIGH*
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A gay man who receives oral sex in public toilets.
I was just looking for a short-term salami partner, officer.
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Remembery loss (amnesia) is unusual forgetfulness. You may not be able to remember new events, recall one or more memories of the past, or both. The remembery loss may be for a short time and then resolve (transient). Or, it may not go away, and, depending on the cause, it can get worse over
I have short term remembery loss and I don't remember anything
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