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Meteor Shower

The act of a male, cuming on a girls face precisely at the same moment he forces himself to vomit on her head, thus pretaning to a Meteor Shower

I was getting a sweet blowjob from my buddies mom when he was at baseball practice, an i was about to cream HARD. As my load entered the deeper region of her throat, i thought of Sarah Jessica Parker and vomitted all over her head.
And that was my first Meteor Shower

by Money Tree August 22, 2010

11πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


shit and shower

When a fat person can't reach they're ass and decides that showering would be a good alternative to wiping ones ass.

In Black slang: "that lady is so fat i bet she shit and shower"

by Aliencj July 4, 2006

11πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Creamy Shower

When you are on a ski mountain and you spit on passerby while on a chairlift. When they look up, the person on the chairlift then blows a load on the skier/snowboarders face.

"Dude, i was skiing the other day and the chairlift stopped right over some hot chick. Gave her a good ol creamy shower."

by THEDIDDLER4657 March 4, 2010

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Cold Shower

When your Indian team mate can’t stop scoring absolute rockets.

Oh my goodness! Wow that was a cold shower

That was a cold shower moment!

by Halal munchers December 17, 2020

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


golden shower

a sexual act that humiliates 1 party involved in the act of intercourse. it involves 1 person urinating on the other (either on their body or in their mouth) for some this is a turn-on. for most it is considered grotesque and a turn-off

i gave that gurl a golden shower and she dumped me!!

by brooklynbabe05 January 12, 2011

9πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


TNA Shower

a shower in which you only wash your tits, your nuts, and your ass as to save time, money, and water

Man he is such an environmentalist. He takes TNA showers. He smells horrible, but he is saving the environment

by bassistforgod October 12, 2009

7πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Ethiopian Shower

1. The act of having nothing at all cascading down upon you. In fact, the act of having nothing at all. Being void of all material things.

2. Showering under a donkey or camel penis.

"Bill got his house reposessed. Man, he got ethiopian showered hardcore."

"When I wake up in the morning I take an ethiopian shower under Kalukio, the tribal donkey, to prepare me for the day." said Malikwa the tribe leader.

by Semen Receptacle October 9, 2003

30πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž