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The verb cock slap (pronounced: kOk slæp), means to slap something with your cock (penis), etc. the head of a person!
Victim: Hey dude could you cock slap the caps lock for me? All my fingers are busy with typing in my hax0rz secrets!
Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*
Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!
Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!
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Picture yourself getting bucked in the face by a horse.
Now picture the same thing, but with a black man. And he's using his penis.
Shit dawg, that nucka got horse slapped. that's wack.
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When two lesbian chickies have hardcore vagina-to-vagina sex.
"Omg, did you hear about Kelsey and Heather clam slapping last night I heard it was hot"
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Slap the Porpoise - when you retrieve the bag from a boxed wine. You carry around the bag and "Slap the Porpoise" before drinking directly from the spout. The bag can/is also called "porpoise".
"Slap the porpoise! hard! now chug!"
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The act of slapping someone on the back of the head, in return for very idiotic behavior.
Brad drops a vase and it breaks, Gabe proceeds to say apple slap (pronounced applelap) and slaps brad on the back of his head.
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The act of slapping someone in the face with a single slice of bologna. Often leaving a cold, slimy residue on your cheek. However; you must say "Bologna Slap!" while in the act of slapping.
"Bologna Slap!!!" "The sound bologna makes when slapped in the face."
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1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus
Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.
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