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Spooning

Hitting spoon so together with some friends

Seb: wanna go spooning after school

Jim: sure! i love spooning it’s so much fun

by Spooningismusic April 3, 2018


greasey spoon

When you stick a heroin spoon and stick it up your butt before taking in the ass by a lubed up person. The heroin gets absorbed by your rectum and colon.

I got greasey spooned last night, I do not know how it got me high.

by Captains knot January 4, 2014


dropping the spoon

When you hit the shaft too hard and your dick falls off.

Michael Albright was squeaking the bedsprings with himself ,but unintentionally he ended up dropping the spoon.

by STDOverload March 20, 2018


Spoon Feeder

Someone who uses social media to ask inane questions that can easily be answered using a search engine or well-known authoritative sources. Effectively asking strangers on the Internet to spoon feed them information they could have easily obtained on their own.

Spoon Feeder: Hey Facebook group, does anyone know what day we switch to daylight savings time?
Group Member: Hey Spoon Feeder, let me Google that for you.

by JethroXP March 14, 2024


Digging Spoon

A spoon in which dumb people dig screaming "I smell it. I smell the fun!"

Look at billy committing digging spoon. What a loser.

by trent2325 May 18, 2019


Jumbo Spoon

When wifey be drunk come at you hollerin you my "Jumbo Spoon" while grabbin yo dick tryin to get some cuz she be horny callin you her Jumbo Spoon.

Mmm... Come here ... You my Jumbo Spoon.

by Poonisher February 5, 2016


Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021