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When your girl squirts so hard she sounds like a squeaky, delighted squirrel.
I hit my girl with the squirrels delight, bro!
Used for when you see a Squirrel with the face of a man AKA Mr.fincannon
When you eat nothing but nuts (almonds, cashews, etc) for days on end to slim down.
Do you know what Cillian Murphy had to do to slim down for Oppenheimer? He had one almond a day. Dude had a squirrel dinner.
This is used for a friend who acts like he gets laid more then you but in actuality has not gotten laid since grade school.
Jared is so high and mighty but he is just a Dusty Squirrel.
When water troughs are placed in a field for livestock they are set under a tree to keep cool. However squirrels fall in and drown. So they place a log that breaches the water so the squirrel can escape. This is the same as releasing a large turd log in the toilet that breaches the water. Whereby a squirrel would be saved if it fell in. Most likely to happen after eating at a Chinese buffet
Sharon come check out this squirrel saver is just dropped
Breed of squirrel found in the San Fernando Valley and LA proper, known for being absolute units and photographed by UCLA students
Bro: “omg that LA squirrel is so big”
Sara a UCLA student: “lolol *takes 15th picture*”
"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"
Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.