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farm team system

The practice of rating women using the baseball farm team system:
Major League (8-10)
AAA (6 1/2-8)
AA (5-6 1/2)
Hi A (4-5)
Lo A (3-4)
Rookie League (1-3)
Cape Cod League (or Bush League) (< 1)

People will generally play within their leagues, occasionally going up or down a league. Someone who plays up two leagues or more is either very lucky or pulling some shady shit. Someone who plays down two or more leagues is either desperate, really drunk, or has absolutely no standards for whatever reason.

Even Ol' Dirty Pete, who had no standards whatsoever and routinely dated girls from all leagues of the farm team system, nearly lost his lunch when bush league Gretchen, who looked like she'd just raided an entire McDonald's and then been picked up by a tornado, bombarded with debris, and dropped on her face into a briar patch, showed up at the pool in a G-string bikini.

by Nick D November 9, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


tag team dumping

When two people go "tag-team dumping" it is similar to tag team wrestling except that after one person has dumped they leave the toilet without flushing and the second team member goes in and dumps on the existing dump. In a competition format the first team to block the toilet wins.

Belly Boy & Big Kev make a great tag team dumping team - the amount of orange juice those guys drink in the morning means they can dump for Britain.

Heard the noise when the big bald guy from the office next door is taking a dump - he'd be a great tag team dumping partner!

by Dukeface May 14, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bats For Both Teams

they are attratced to both Genders they are bisexual, they bat for both teams not just one

person 1: Do you bat for the other team?
Person 2: No I Bats For Both Teams- Love has no gender

by MissysipyQuen November 24, 2013

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


team fortress 2

Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com, and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun!

nigga, team fortress 2 is totaly ded dude!111!!11!1

by lnfernus June 29, 2019

46๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tag Teamed

When the pussy so god damn good that u get all the boys to help u hit. This is used on bitches with the tightest pussy only usually used on white or Latino bitches

damn nick stop looking at me while we tag teamed this bitch
Keynan start hittin harder Iโ€™m boutta nut

by Rug glug April 19, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


the dreAm teAm

A small group of girls who came together in their freshman year at Manhattan College in 2007. Coming from different areas throughout the northeast, including New Jersey, Long Island, Westchester, Philly and Fairfield, these girls have been urged by their peers on numerous occasions to seek help for their seemingly excessive drinking, smoking and partying. A phenomenon on and off the tennis court, these girls engage in large amounts of tom foolery, including but not limited to; 4pm blackouts, techno dance parties, and the occasional questionable hookup.

Dan is jealous of the dreAm teAm.

by Joseph Carmichael April 22, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


team shower

taking a shower with ones significant other, usually washing each other

dude dont go through the shower theres a team shower in there

by jerusalem April 14, 2006

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