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Jerry Can Test

History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.

I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test

by Matthewtake1 July 30, 2021


jonny test

a very hot sexual act where where you rub your butt on the others butt and start farting

man i just had a hot jonny test last night with tom brady

by Matt.rac February 21, 2018


Doom on a pregnancy test

I dont know what to say, Its doom on a pregnancy test, In 2021, some dude named "Beyazıt Kartal" Decided to make doom playable on a pregnancy test, Thats all.

Male 1: Hey did you hear of the dude who made doom on a pregnancy test?
Male 2: This is how hard quarantine can effect someone huh?
Male 1: ..What do you mean?

by France Is Terrible July 11, 2023


Liver Function Test

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.

Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!

by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022


PETH Test

PETH is a blood test that is not fda approved and used by the faa HIMS program as reason to take a pilots medical certificate away. The peth test is supposedly only 94% accurate and has ruined lives.

I lost my medical certificate due to a false positive peth test.

by Himsiscorrupt July 19, 2021


Pinch Test

A scientific test to understand the density of your breasts

Using calipers pinch the top part of your breast where the boob meets your rib/chest

The use the reading in mm to determine the density

5cm or more = very full breasts

4cm = full breasts
3.5xm = starting to sag
3cm = sagging

2.5cm = deflated

2cm = empty
1.5cm = skin bags

1cm = completely flat

.5cm = unbelievably empty

Less than .5cm = totally ruined

Test your breast density with this pinch test

by The Milk Man Cometh August 10, 2024


teste squeeze

squezing of the testes extremely hard

i gave him a teste squeeze so hard he sweeld up like a he got finger banged

by pissballs94 June 12, 2009