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Hannah Elese loves coffee almost as much as her friend Katie. Hannah has a love for dancing in store isles and also has some pretty awesome moves. Hannah Eleses also love burritos. ALOT. If Hannah were to do anything in the world it would be her choice of being best friends with Katie.
A girl who likes hamilton songs and is always pissed off.
Charlie: Hi Hannah M
Hannah M: can we kick him pls
A poor in-midst-mid-age-crisis white woman who got rick rolled by a local guy in hong kong whose not even as familiar as western culture as her.
Hannah M. dumped a super cute and honest 178cm not buffed hk guy for that cocky hk shortie whose sole purpose of existence is to mock her life for good.
A poor in-midst-mid-age-crisis white woman who got rick rolled by a local guy in hong kong whose not even as familiar as western culture as her.
Hannah M. dumped a 178cm cute guy just for this hk shortie whose sole purpose of existence is to mock her life for good.
vibes that come from a teenage girl named hannah. they can be spread to those around her. symptoms include: party attitude , happiness , laughter , bad bitch attitude , and of course need for nicotine / alcohol
Gosh ! I wish i had the Hannah vibes to get me through this day !
literally the best couple ever. people that you only have a problem with out of jealousy. everyone always wants to be around them. abnormally sexy and super funny. they are always doing something cool. they constantly go on vacations to fun amazing places. money is never an issue as both of them are extremely lucky & wealthy. they have the best sex life ever though i hear hannah does most of the work. idk just what i heard. being around them gives u the same feeling as an enormous orgasm. once knowing them your world changes. you see things a little clearer and find immense pleasure in satisfying them. being worthy of knowing them is the only thing you should try to accomplish for your life without them is pointless and dark and you should probably just kill yourself if they don’t like you.
jealous person #1: wow jack and hannah are so cool i wish i was them
jealous person #2: yeah i heard jack is packing like 10 inches
jealous person #1: i heard that too and hannah has such fat juicy tits and a voluptuous ass
jealous person #2: fuck i love them so much
When a girl loves you but she's married and it develops into a complicated half relationship.
I am so ready for her to get divorced so I can pile drive my dick into her without getting an Angry Hannah.