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wun uv tha many regions of upState New York, the others being West Chester/Rockomans, Katskille's, Pakipsey, Southerntier, Adorrondacke's, Buffelloe, and the Albeny (de capitol.)
when you go frum queens 2 nassua country you are suddonly in upState.. it all startz thaire. long island is thee strong islend.
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a girl who cares to much about what other people think and have close to zero romodels known for good things that they can relate to I live on the south shore and there is no difference between us and a girl in alabama where they have more little pagent kids with fake tans than we do in si do believe what you read and about the accent which i dont happen to have its only on a few words and its not there fault dont judege before u meet
Some staten island girls are smart.
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The act of soothing a girls headache by giving her an asprin, inserting your penis in her ear and thrusting back and forth until you climax, then she uses your sperm to help swallow the asprin.
Baby my migrane wont go away, will you give me a pen island painkiller.
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The prefered mode of dress for native Rhode Island men to be worn in any occasion: job interviews, funerals, running errands, going to the gym, etc. It is comprised of a muscle shirt or wife-beater, athletic pants, white sneakers, and a gold chain. Optional accessories include hair gel.
What are you going to wear to Mark's party? Probably just a Rhode Island Tuxedo.
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When a Rhode Island woman (or man) reaches over and grabs your crank through your pants. Although this is common at a strip club, it can also happen at dinner, at a sports game, or in a vehicle.
Woman - Hey big guy, care to have a good time while I grab your crotch?
Man - What is this? A Rhode Island handshake?
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good ol' p.e.i. has nothing to offer except for potatoes and humiliation. p.e.i. is mostly inhabited by hippies and retired professors, and some canadians don't even know about the province's existence. also, it's only a matter of time before the damn thing sinks into the atlantic ocean!
prince edward island, the worst part of canada.
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When you get a plate and place it on your partners chest. Take a dump, urinate and bleed on it.
Mix it up, to make it look like a roast.
Then feed them.
"My Girlfriend & I tried Rhode Island Roasting last night, it was wellllll nice!"
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