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the most amazing song ever.
used as a very sexual joke.
great for sexy parties
best friends jizz their pants for each other
*friend air humps*
tommy: dammit you made me jizz my pants!
sally: not my fault im too sexy
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A popular potato chip flavour in Western Canada.
If you like the taste of giving head, you'll love the taste of Jizz 'n' Ched!
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A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.
Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?
Person B: By taking a Violate Jizz Bath.
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
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A large quantity of any white substance that. Works best to describe an unknown substance.
Person 1: "What the hell is that white stuff on your shirt?"
Person 2: "That is the jizz of a thousand men."
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A white man who eats jizz and likes it almost like gravy goes with a biscuit.
Get the fuck away from me you Jizz Biscuit.
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Nathan Fillion created a new phrase to add to the geek vocabulary: Geek Jizzed.
It describes what you do when you are so wildly excited about something you explode on it with orgasmic joy.
Nathan Fillion tweeted about a book he loves, "Ex-Heroes" by Peter Clines: "Peter Clines- My 2 favorite things, zombies and superheroes. I geek jizzed on your book. Hurry with the sequel to EX-HEROES!"
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The Surprise Jizz Theory (SJT) Is when you close your eyes before you ejaculate, and spin, run, etc. around and when you're done, you open them, and see what you jizzed on. It could be your Carpet, TV, Girlfriend, or even your Cat!
Jack: Dude! I used the SJT yesterday, and it got all over my dog's face. He was pissed!
Steve: What's the SJT?
Jack: Surprise Jizz Theory.
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