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having far more swag and the knowledge of, than anybody else that you have been appointed into an official postion regarding swag.
hey have you seen kyler S?
who is that
you know the swag master general
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The name for someone with an abnormally long penis i.e. hung like a horse
dude, george is a fucking cock-master flex....
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Someone who weighs the pros and cons before master-baiting.
Man I am a master-de-baiter. I knew if i got off then I would be ten minuets late for work... but the pros outweighed the cons.
.... I knew if I got off your mom would walk in... so I decided against it since she hasn't started her period since the last time she caught me.
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A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:
60 ounces of filtered water
12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup
12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice
1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder
I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)
I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.
Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!
Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?
Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!
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Cap master - adjective
someone who caps a lot to the point they are a master
you're a cap master bro, can't believe you got away with cheating by lying to Mrs. Yasoga
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Master,
BASTARD!!
Master of bastards, pulling the strings!
Etc. etc.
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A really cool guy who pnws at Simon Says; especially n00bs
"OMG, that was so Xcore, the Master of Deception just totally pnwd Amanda"
"Yeah, he said 'Simon says Amanda's a n00b at life in general', get that man a taco"
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