Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a 21 year old amazing, talented young lady and musician who sings country/pop songs. She has released 3 albums and a Christmas special album.

She has blonde hair, blue eyes and is 5"11. She has a best friend Abigail who she met when she was fifteen and sings songs in apologym regret or to get revenge.

Who sings Speak Now?

Taylor Swift does!

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Taylor Swift

When a false statement is implied to take advantage of a person's gullibility. The act is carried out as a joke.

(1) The Joker: I was just speaking to George Clooney at the airport.
Victim: Oh really, that's so cool
The Joker: Oh wait no sorry...Taylor Swift

(2) The Joker: There's a new south park episode out
Victim: Oh Brilliant
The Joker: Oh wait...Taylor Swift

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Taylor swift

A singer that isn't that relevant anymore

Person 1: have u heard the new Taylor swift song

Person 2: who's that

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Chuck Taylors

A type of old-school converse, typically worn by West Cost Southern California gangstas...and wannabes.

Also called Chucks.

Boy: NWA wore Chuck Taylors

Girl: YEAH...in the late 80's!!!!

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John Taylor

Having the force of the Flop.

Flop On John Taylor, Flop On.

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Taylor Swift

1. The most annoying celebrity, worse than Justin Bieber! Her songs are trash nowadays and she used to sing so good until 2016.

2. A terrible singer who annoys the crap out of people

Quit messin’ around you Taylor Swift!

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Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift, a narcissistic woman who relies solely on adoration. She uses song writing to make money and more fame. Every time something bad happens in her perfect life we have to listen otherwise Swifty will get in a tantrum. While she makes millions from petty problems, she also tries desperately hard to relate to people and always holds grudges. Shake it off was an attempt at pop music so she could make more money and earn more loyalty from fans. The whole premise of that song was to not care, while most of her songs are about her caring and being oversensitive. An extremely greedy person who should not be as popular as she is, but as the old saying goes "fake it 'til you make it"

Taylor Swift:

Taylor: I'm just going to shake, shake, shake
Person: But you're the one who cries over nothing...
Taylor: No I don't! I'm caring, sweet and cute.
Person: You use your face to project your career and make people pity you
Taylor: You're just a hater!!!!

Person: All I'm doing is giving facts
Taylor: FANS. ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: Wtf. Crazy bit-

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