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During foreplay your wife/girl friend log rolls quickly and contorts your wrist.
"I was fingering my wife when she fuckin beaver rolled on me! Now I have this nice cast"
In 1999 you're crazy neighbor has a huge giant hairy beaver
Your crazy neighbor walks straight into your house and told you how many babies has she had today and your old lady says look at the bush look at the bush Beaver 99 becomes the nickname
Alternative name for a bachelor pad.
A house of men, while maintained, it is not tidy.
Often in need of a solid 1 hour sweep out before been visited by a female.
The men raced to clean out their beaver dam before the arrival of a tinder date.
The ugly chick that keeps unknowingly cock blocks the hot one. One might almost feel sorry for her.
That poor fucking beaver dam has no idea she's cock blocking any of us.
When a man takes a shit between her tits turns her around and smacks her ass with a paddle
The next door neighbor was talking about how her husband gave her a beaver dam but they didn’t go camping
When a girl stops another girl from scoring with a man.
I almost got late last night but Tanya Beaver damned me.
The opposite of cock block-for females.
Shit Jenny just beaver dammed her roommate!