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When you cover/drown your balls in animal fat, then shove them into one of your friends/best friends mum's mouth.
Joe: 'Guessing what Im doing at the weekend?'
Garry: 'What?'
Joe: 'Donkey balling your muma!'
Garry: 'Huh, thats funny, because I donkey ball'd your muma just week!'
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A combination of semen, top shelf vodka, and pineapple juice in a 4:1:1 ratio.
To be served over ice or at room temperature. Prevalent in Aztec culture. Common as an after dinner delicacy in many Persian countries. The drink of choice for international country music sensation "Rascal Flats".
After dinner Stefan said to Chris, "Dinner was delicious, shall we enjoy a digestif....perhaps some donkey sauce?"
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Arya is a very big donkey
Arya the donkey: omg you guys are so boring *leaves call*
Everyone: that donkey
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Someone who has done something silly.
A piece of nonsense rhyme bought to my attention by my daughter
You forgot to lock the door and now we have to turn around and go back. You Ponky-Donkey
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A non-violent alternative to the fabled "Donkey Punch."
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.
"My girlfriend loves dirty sex but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her "The Frightened Donkey" and she loved it!"
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Going the turlet and pooping just the right amount so that you feel rejuvenated. Almost as if you lost the weight of a donkey.
There's nothing better on a cool Saturday than waking up, ditching the donkey, and going back to sleep.
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