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While receiving a blowjob, you unexpectedly piss in her mouth which is why all french people smell like pee.
(While visiting France)
Chris: Wow, I thought I'd like french girls, but they all smell like piss and sperm
Carter: Dude I told you! French facials are popular over here!
Mrs.Mulet: Hey, you cant hate. you havent tried it!!!!!
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A military organization that will allow any healthy male 18-45 to join, 17 with parent permission. From any country at any time for most reasons any man can walk into one of their recruiting stations and join up.
A Legionnaires' life is a difficult one, for the only starting contract you can sign is a five-year contract with a 60-day probation period where you can leave at any time. Most can't take the life and desert, for it is not a life of guns and glory, you'll spend more time behind a mop then behind a rifle.
And in response to the common misperception that the Legion will accept all sorts of criminals and miscreants, that is not true at all. At least, not anymore. A full background check is made on you, including a full check by Interpol so if your some deranged axe murderer they'll find you, then they'll turn you over to the police.
If you do join up, you'll either serve in mainland France or if you become a paratrooper in Corsica. Serving in the Legion means serving overseas, and you'll see Africa from the eyes of Djibouti and Algeria. If France is involved in a foreign war its the Legion that gets sent first.
The French Foreign Legion does not cater to criminals, so if your a psychotic axe-murderer you won't be let in, instead you'll be detained and sent to the police. They do perform a full background check on you, one that runs through Interpol and the largest police agency from your home country. So if your from America like me, the FBI will be contacted.
And as you bash France for its lack of military victories, the French Foreign Legion operates outside the French military, and has performed excellently when Legion affairs are left in Legion control.
From the instant you join from, providing you don't desert, the instant you leave, the Legion will always have your back. A man I knew inside was caught with cancer during his service, they paid for all his medical bills, paid for his family to fly across the continent to see him, paid for all of them to fly home, and paid for the funeral and had several officers there in attendance.
And a few things of advice for potential Legionnaires, when you go to the recruiting station, don't bring anything you can't live without, do bring a few locks to guard your stuff, and make sure you can march 10 miles and run 2 miles at the drop of a hat.
Best of luck if you do join.
French Foreign Legionnaires, strangers by birth but family by choice.
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The lo-fi experimental mixtape by Pyroshane that sounds different with every season. Also the mixtape known to have created Pyroshane’s strong growing cult following.
I listened to French Station Nuts by Pyroshane again for the 5th time and it started to feel nostalgic. My friend told me to listen to it again when it starts getting cold.
A person that wears tops and other pieces of clothing which have French written on them, without knowing what it means. They wear these because it makes them seem “cultured” but actually they just look like an absolute pleb, therefore the name WANNABE FRENCH PLEB
Person- “I thought you hated cats??”
Wannabe French Pleb- “I do. Why are you asking??”
Person-“It literally says I love cats on your t-shirt!”
Wannabe French Pleb-“Ha I didn’t know that😂 I don’t understand French. I just thought it looked pretty!!”
French fry hands are the international hand symbol to gesture for an order of fries, while in a foreign country and driving thru drive thru station. The hand gesture consists of a semi jazz hand gestures while moving your fingers rhythmically up and down. Internationally understood as the sign for french fries, especially in Spain.
The emoticon symbol is 🍟 👐🏼.
While i was in Spain, i gave the drive thru attendant some french fry hands. They knew right away i was hungry for some fries.
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An phrase to say suck on these nuts
in french the number 79 is ....soixante-dix-neuf.... (Suck on- dhis-nuts)
originated in East Orange,New Jersey
also 79 french these..however you want
Teacher:You kids need to stop being stupid and direspecful
youve got detention!
Kid1:79 french me
Kid2:LOL haha...i cant bileve you just said that
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the vicious french Charlotte has a bad habit of murdering poor, innocent Italians, Scottish, and Mings. The vicious charlotte french is a maniac and if you are Italian Scottish or you are a Ming then you better hide from her, because if she finds you she will murder you in your sleep.
the vicious french charlotte has killed over 700 Italians in the past year!!!