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He had many things to pay for and he had screwed over his friends but he was still loved. why? because he abides by the golden rule.
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The act of appearing sober in front of cops/parents/employers in order to avoid getting arrested/grounded/fired. Normally said by a less drunk friend to the more drunk friend to avoid the aforementioned consequences.
Drunk Friend #1: *stumbling around* Hey! Hey! You on the horse! Why dont you.... *continues mumbling incoherently*
Less Drunk Friend #2: Cory! Those are cops! I'm going to need you to golden eye for me buddy
Drunk Friend #1: Top of the evening to you gentlemen, beautiful night for a walk if I do say so myself.
Less Drunk Friend #2: Very nice.
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Another word for a gold digger. A girl that is only with a man because she wants his money; shell spend it on jewelery, clothes, psa treatments, etc. Once he goes broke she'll go for another man that is rich or just plain financialy stable.
"She's a golden retriever
Retrieves your oldest coin
Leads you blindly down every dark alley
Then she'll bleed you dry."
- Super Furry Animals
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Peeing in a sex partners brown eye (butthole).
How would you like to turn that brown eye into a golden eye?
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During sex, the man craps in the woman's mouth and then urinates into the mouth. Hence, the golden nugget.
After banging my bitch, i pulled out, told her to open her mouth, squeezed out a nugget and then turned around and pissed, creating the golden nugget.
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The ultimate gift a certain nurb will give you if you are extremely lucky, the golden ticket is used to gain access to Mandyland the ideal fantasy.
Nurb: "Danza, you did not receive the golden ticket! Get out of Mandyland you fool!!!"
Danza: "But I forgot my golf clubs at Mulligans? What am I supposed to do??"
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something you can call and overweight golden retriever. little balled up gold balls.
sues dog calypso is such a golden nugget
benjis golden nuggets are amazing
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