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When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the woman loses bowel control. The incident goes unnoticed and results in one or more large fecal matter stains on the bedsheet.
Joey: "I don't know what happened. I drilled her like an oil rig but when she got up, there were poo streaks on the sheets!"
Einstein: "The fabled Idaho Skid Mark..."
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sending a text message, sending an email or commenting on someones myspace from your T-Mo Sidekick (usually your ID...skid)
"Oh snap, Jess just left a skid mark let me check it."
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Skid marks in your underpants.
My girlfriend was trying to be nice and wash my clothes, but then she made fun of the chinese laundry marks in my tighty whities and asked who taught me how to wipe my ass.
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Made by SNK in 1999, it is considered to be Fatal Fury 4 by many. One of the best 2D fighters ever, featuring a VERY well balanced roster and rock-solid controls. Button mashing noobs have no chance at this game. Terry Bogard is the only 'old' SNK character here, although most of the other characters follow the same fighting styles as their predecessors (ie. Tizoc --> Raiden, and etc..). It is said to be set 10 years after the death of Geese Howard.
"Garou: Mark of the Wolves"
Terry: Are you OK?... BUSTAAAAH WOOOLF!!!
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"Uh you think ya big boi throwin three stacks?
Ima show you how to ball you a mismatch
Opinionated but im always spittin straight facts
Throw back ima throw this on an eight track."
Doc : you have 8 seconds to live
Me : play Mark's verse in jopping
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Mapping out the connections between people .surrendering ownership rights to the intellectual property, information that has been released, resold & used by others. putting you, your career or your family at risk.
mark suck a bird say people who trust me are dumb fucks
mark suck a bird made its billions by selling your information .
mark suck a bird want your phone number to sell to others
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When a fellow co-worker copies his man finger on the office copy machine and leaves a member print of himself on the glass.
"Wow we did not think that Stan would actually copy his dong on the copier!!!However there is a shmeckle copy mark still left there thanks Stan.