Mom jacket

North face jacket that typically reaches the knees

My mom jacket keeps me so warm, me legs and all!

Mom Gay

The most common insult that is used to this day.
Quite often countered with "NO U", and can be continued with a whole bunch of other versions of this.

"Youre mom gay" "NO U"

mom muff

A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.

Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!

Love me, love my mom muff.

MOM 😎

1. That one time when your mom gave you McDonalds chickie nuggies
2. Literally god
3. MOM 😎

4. Just... MOM 😎

Person 1: Mom got me McDonalds.
Person 2: That's a really cool MOM 😎.
Person 1: Ikr?! My MOM 😎 is epic. She is like Jesus.
Person 2: I practice momism. You?
Person 1: Same. Lets worship MOM 😎.
Person 2: Epicccc.

mom it up

To do something to something that normally a mom would do; or to emulate a motherly activity

Wrapping up leftover pizza from a frat party in nice individual plastic wrapped packages, Tom heard his roommate holler: "Hey man, you really mom'ed that up!"

Or

As Christy served up homemade cookies and milk to her friends, they cheered: "Mom it up!"

mom door

The state of a door being almost-but-not-quite-closed. Usually this is done to your bedroom door by your mother when she leaves, hence the term "mom door".

Mother: Goodnight son!
Mother leaves, closing door just shut of latching
Son: MOM! Quit mom dooring me

Crystal Mom

A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.

My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.

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