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originally coined by the movie "Horrible Bosses" by Jason Sudeikis' character, Kurt, defined as having sexual intercourse doggy style on a road map of the United States. (including Alaska and Hawaii)
Yo dude, his wife is so hot. I'd love to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states
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The quickest way to lose expensive packages.
I think I'll use the united states postal service.
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typically a bandwagon piece of shit with low intellect and have just recently been exposed to stooph carry AKA stephanie curry and snake durag AKA kevin dipshit.these know-it-all frick heads are the parasitical scum of the NBA and we need to exterminate every single one of these pieces of shit and throw them onto a desert island with no food.
golden state warriors fans:
bandwagoner:HAHA stooph carry and snake durag are the best duo in the league!MVP MVP,we are going to win the championship!
REAL NBA fan:Name one other player in the warriors that isn't in the starting line up
bandwagoner: ...
bandwagoner: i have no idea because i'm the scum of the NBA and need to extradited to a desert island with no food or resources
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What i heard while fleeing from the police at 1 am with my brother and our friend.
"Hey stop! State police!" Nah man I think I'll pass and keep going.
A disgusting school in the "small sugar-growing town" (according to Wikipedia) of Gordonvale. It is filled with thots and in general, extremely dodgy, cancerous people. This has resulted in a number of refugees fleeing this horrendous place to better and safer schools located further north.
What school did you come from?
>Gordonvale State High School
Oh, you poor, poor soul!
A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis.
I caught my husband talking to Jake From State Farm in the middle of the night.
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Division II university just outside of Allendale, Michigan. Know for their division II sports programs and watering their lawns WAY to much.
My friend goes to Grand Valley State University.
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