When someone (especially a boy / man) gives you on a night much attention, answers fast and compliments you but ignores you / ghostes you the day after like nothing happened.
Girl: i texted with my crush and he called me sexy that night but ghosted me the day after
Boy: lol. Jizz theory
An analytical framework first proposed by Sir Mix-a-lot postulating that all social institutions, laws, and mores are rooted in a reverence for booty.
Democrats and Republicans came together to recognize the importance of Critical Booty Theory as a framework for legislative decision making and adjudication in the legal system.
The theory that nature warns one to shy away from brightly colored creatures due to hazardous effects from said creatures. The theory applies to both the Poison Dart Frog, and women with bright unnatural hair colors.
Bro, when it comes to women, I subscribe to the “Poison Dart Frog Theory” bright, vibrant hair colors mean she’s bad for your health.
Removing emotions from all relationships and manipulating a person or a group of people to have them as puppets to allow benefit for yourself or for a certain cause.
This can involve forging personal relationships and all interactions to sway things in your favor.
Greg used the puppet theory so he could get all of his workers to believe he is the greatest boss in the building.
the bunk bed theory revolves around twins. This theory revolves around the same age identical opposite sex twins that sleep within a bunk bed. For example, when twins are sleeping in a bunk bed, the male twin sleeps on the bottom one and the female twin at the top. The theory portrays a image of incest. The twin on the bottom bunk late at night whispers for the other twin to come join them in the bottom bunk. The top twin starts asking their way down and they share and bed. After this, use ur imagination and you will understand the bunk bed theory
Hey Allyson, wanna test out the bunk bed theory?
created by me and my friend jasper
when someone just seems inexplicably queer but isn't
jasper: dude look at this picture of harry styles
me: omg it's so great to have a member of the lgbtqia+ community have light shone on them-
jasper: harry styles isn't gay
me: ...what?
jasper: harry styles isn't gay.
me: holy shit it's the queer theory
This theory states there is a possibility of someone replying to "ur mom gay" with "Which one" signifying that their mother is in fact, gay
Mark: Ur mom gay
Thomas: Which one?
Mark: The prophecy has come true... THE "WHICH ONE" THEORY