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Yeah, I went downtown with my girls last night and got hit in the face with a coconut.
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An anti-war book written by Dalton Trumbo sometime in the 1940s and also a movie made in the 70s. Joe Donham is a young man who is drafted into a war based on democracy. He survives the explosion of a mine which ultimately leaves Joe lifeless; he is blind, deaf, and without limbs. His caretakers and doctors do not think he is capable of feeling pain, dreaming, or thinking, all which he goes through. These are some of his thoughts:
"I don't know whether I am alive and dreaming or dead and remembering."
"How can you tell what's a dream and what's real if you can't even tell when you're awake and when you're asleep?"
-Joe Donham,
Johnny Got His Gun
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A saying that implies the expectation and/or encounter of something that is inherently dangerous. Additionally it may signify the soiling of underwear.
As the man rode down the wet road on his motorcycle and saw the herd of deer on the edge of it egging their friends to run across in front of him as his headlights bounced off of the freshly rained on surface he though to himself "shits about to get real".
The teacher called on a student who was obviously asleep and made quite an effort to embarrass him, in turn the student stood up and said "you don't have to be such a fucking bitch" and abruptly walked out of the class. Shit just got real.
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getting drunk and high off alochol and drugs.
acting a fool.
aye yo dueeee that goose got me loose.
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Alternative to "been there, done that", often accompanied by "I've got the mug".
Idiomatic expression used to show that something is really not that interesting as you've already done it before and so have many others.
Excited kid: "Have you ever been to Disneyland?"
Bratty, patronising older kid: "been there done that, I've got the T-shirt and I've got the mug".
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Verb. Meaning to have a part in a fight in the direction that the primary fighter is facing, or also to mean a person will accompany another in a stupid or foolish act.
"If Jerry swings on me, will you be there?" "Yeah, I got your back" or "I'm going to go drink a fifth tonight, wanna go?" "Sure man I got your back"
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1. a guy is not spending his money on a girl just so he can keep her around, he already got it like that. so...it aint trickin if you got it. He has the money and luxuries already the girl comes with it.
Dude: Man, why you spendin money on that girl for her fine ass to be with you.
Other dude: It ain't trickin if you got it.
LIL' Wayne: You know it ain't trickin if you got it.
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