when a male ties his penis so tightly and so long that when he unties it it stays purple.
guys girlfriend to her friend: it was so nasty he had a purple crape
friend: eww really? well i tell the guys i date that a purple crape is a deal breaker
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Defines a place, almost always an undesirable one.
When in the purple hell did you find that dress.
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Purple cow. A old crematic figure on my grandma's dresser that I took out of her room since she past away.
Really what else can a purple cow mean. You prevers type individuals. Also learn how to work a door knob when opening doors
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A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.
Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.
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A term used for Oral behind the bar, bj or the equivalent.
βShe was so horny she gave me a purple vkβ
βDonβt suppose I could have one of those purple vks you have in the back ;)β
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when you get your toe cut off it turns purple
his toe is about to become a purple toe
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