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A cool band in Cockeysville, Maryland.
The Lonely Birds are cool cats
When a guy jizzes in someone or people in public without them knowing
Omg is that bird shit on you ?
Haha oh no it was some guy wanking over the balcony and bird shitting on you
Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.
Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.
Just finished watching porn, now I'm on the toilet bird shitting.
When you are so fat that both sides of your testicles cover your penis .
Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.
The dream team duo of anything and everything ever.
Hey bro, who the hell is Jordan and Lebron compared to Dirk Bird
Bats... But better. They dwell in the depths of Lady's cave under her skirt. They smell of lavender with a hint of blazing fury. They like to be fed first thing in the morning but they are picky... Only the best sticky white stuff will do. And be warned... Raising her skirt will result in escape... She will defend them and they, her. You will parish...
"That scout let 15 bird puppies out! I will burn your castle into oblivion!"