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wanting to take a shit but there are no facilities around so you gotta hold it.
the cosby kids are throwing stones at the back door.
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When you want to tell a person to shut up, you can be nice and say "hey dude, shut the fphhhhhr..ront door". The person will expect that you will say shut the fuck up.
Payten: bla bla bla bla
Reggie: hey, shut the f........ront door, its getting cold in here.
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'This Door Swings Both Ways' is a song written by Estelle Levitt and Don Thomas and performed by Herman's Hermits of Manchester, England. Surprisingly serious thoughts behind a cheery, light melody. Recorded in 1966.
lyrics:
Everyone's life is bittersweet
It's a door that opens wide
And no man can call himself complete
Till he's seen it from both sides
This door swings both ways
It's marked 'In' and 'Out'
Some days you'll want to cry
And some days you will shout
This door swings both ways
It goes back and forth
In comes a southern breeze
Or a cold wind from the north
This door swings both ways
Lets in joy and pain
In comes the morning sun
And then the evening rain
This door swings both ways
Lets in dark and light
Every day you make the choice
To let in wrong or right
When shadows fall
You must prepare yourself for sunshine
For everything there is an end
And so my friend you must be brave
This door swings both ways
Which one will it be
Will we live in happiness
Or dwell in misery
This door swings both ways
Lets in earth and sky
Make the most of livin'
If you're not prepared to die
Make the most of livin'
If you're not prepared to die
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when the female of the species is so coked up that she keeps tossing around in bed, causing the male to constantly switch between the anus and the vagina for sexual gratification. Usually results in blue balls for the male.
After blowin an eightball with a stripper, Ed got stuck in the revolving door all night trying to rock a nut!
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To tell someone to get the hell out cuz they are a Mental Infant. Seriously, some people just need to be told that they are not as smart as the rest of us and that they should just stop wasting everyone's time and get the hell out.
Hey man I just played 100 straight hours of Final Fantasy.
Dude, you know where the door is, now get the hell out
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When your dick is so big that the head repeatedly bounces off the cervix during intercourse.
"Yo Leish, remember Tyrone that boi i I had ova last nite!?!
"U kno it girl, wha he do?"
"Gurl his dick so big he be knocking on heaven's door all night kno whA am sayin?"
"Shit guerrrlll"
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