Dutch Uncle Rub

A way to simulate sex without penetration. The lady lubes her inner thighs and the guy goes to town without penetrating.

Jill said she's staying a virgin until marriage, but I got one hell of a dutch uncle rub off her last night!

uncle festus

Whens you has a deeg fors a roomate

you some kinds of uncle festus gets a out of here you deeg

Uncle Tom Fro

A medium sized afro that is poorly trimmed and has no line-up. Commonly used as an acronym (UTF).

Look at that acceptable brotha with the standard Uncle Tom Fro.

Really Cool Uncle

Mark Rober An Uncle With A Degree In Mechanical Engineer That Worked At NASA And Now Makes Genius Videos On YouTube.

Thomas: Hey That’s A Really Cool Uncle
Coby: Yeah He’s Mark Rober
Thomas: Cooool

Uncle Jimbo Doctrine

Named after the fictional character from "South Park," the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine refers to a formal or informal military policy that enables otherwise illegal or reckless actions (that usually involves killings and/or collateral damage) by invoking self-defense as a justification.

Although Israel as the right to defend itself, its actions in Lebanon are an exercise of the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine.

Uncle Spongys Chucklehut

Family fun place frequented by pervs

C'mon kiddies,lets go to Uncle Spongys Chucklehut

Racist Uncle Rob

We’ve all got one
The one who can’t keep his mouth shut and still thinks it’s 1940

Can racist uncle rob keep his mouth shut?