Dutch Uncle Rub

A way to simulate sex without penetration. The lady lubes her inner thighs and the guy goes to town without penetrating.

Jill said she's staying a virgin until marriage, but I got one hell of a dutch uncle rub off her last night!

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uncle festus

Whens you has a deeg fors a roomate

you some kinds of uncle festus gets a out of here you deeg

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Uncle Tom Fro

A medium sized afro that is poorly trimmed and has no line-up. Commonly used as an acronym (UTF).

Look at that acceptable brotha with the standard Uncle Tom Fro.

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Really Cool Uncle

Mark Rober An Uncle With A Degree In Mechanical Engineer That Worked At NASA And Now Makes Genius Videos On YouTube.

Thomas: Hey That’s A Really Cool Uncle
Coby: Yeah He’s Mark Rober
Thomas: Cooool

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Uncle Jimbo Doctrine

Named after the fictional character from "South Park," the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine refers to a formal or informal military policy that enables otherwise illegal or reckless actions (that usually involves killings and/or collateral damage) by invoking self-defense as a justification.

Although Israel as the right to defend itself, its actions in Lebanon are an exercise of the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine.

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Uncle Spongys Chucklehut

Family fun place frequented by pervs

C'mon kiddies,lets go to Uncle Spongys Chucklehut

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Racist Uncle Rob

We’ve all got one
The one who can’t keep his mouth shut and still thinks it’s 1940

Can racist uncle rob keep his mouth shut?

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